Song scored for lagerphone, monkey-stick or ugly-stick. Ugly stick - Wikipedia
I'm glad you broughthebeeralong, 'cos I am badly needin' it.
The clan is cryin' hungry, time that we was feed'n it,
I even cleaned the barbie, though it really wasn't need'n it.
Sorry 'bout the garden, I didn't finish weed'n it
'cos I had to wash the spa out, after little Roger peed in it.
Oh, I'm so glad you broughtthebeeralong 'cos I am badly needin' it.
The dog is in the pool and the cat is up the tree,
the missus and the kids are just not listenin' to me.
The steak is on the barbie and burning to debris,
and this lemon, lime and bitters is tasting like cat's wee
Thank gawd ya broughtthebeeralong or else I'd have to flee.